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allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

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dlubes:

justlifeaslarry:

dlubes:

*accidentally sucks 400 dicks at a party*

Sucking 1 or 2 dicks at a party is an accident. Sucking 400 is determination.

no it was an accident

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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